Er.

I don't know what I'm doing.

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

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cannibalcoalition:

steveyaas:

allofthefeelings:

cannibalcoalition:

http://themetapicture.com/print-this-measurement-guide/

For all my kitchen witches. 

This is all super important to know even if you don’t cook/bake, because one time I confused teaspoon and tablespoon when taking medication with codeine and passed out on the couch for 14 hours.

Or you could just learn to count by fucking 10 and use the metric system. Which doesn’t need a complicated ass chart to remember/understand.

I’m pretty sure that we tried that once in the 80’s and it was met with so much resistance that it just didn’t happen. In the meantime, please appreciate the very neat graphic made with the Imperial system which curiously resembles the Tree of Life in Kabballah… which is the primary reason why I posted this in the first place. 

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psychic-rising-demon:

ask-curtisrx:

50shadesofcastiel:

backwardsillistrator:

im-not-even-gomen:

50shadesofcastiel:

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AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I FOUND THE VIDEO

ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

This got so many notes I cannot believe

THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

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oo0-0oo:

can’t/won’t stop. TTvTT

thank you @viria thank you god of volleyball 

i find myself totally obsessed with ♀tobio chan now…

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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eye-feast:

Hermione shows Harry and Ron how it’s DONE

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theoeuvre:

sometimes i draw other things. sometimes.

luna and thestral doodle. was listening to plinth which is what i was listening to when i originally read OofP and it always makes me think of her!

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southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

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