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Asker Anonymous Asks:
So it's gonna be my 16th birthday in three days and I was just wondering... Could you draw a jealous Chip? He see's Oreo talking to Skimmy, and he's leaning over her, has his hand on her shoulder, etc. (whatever works). And in the next panel, Reo see's chip walking off and she tries to explain the situation blah blah blah. You know what, just do whatever works, But I NEED a jealous Chip. Really Bad. Thank You taking your time to read and your art is FABBBB!
7nmelz 7nmelz Said:

askcookiekhaleesi:

this is all i have to offer u

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

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homiki:

wow!!! disneyland things from like a month ago but i forgot to post
holy shit the girl in the 2nd pic looks like yachi even before i knew who yachi was 

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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assquill:

your best friend sure is something, ain’t he sousuke

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turntechxgnostic:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

Jesus was the sassiest motherfucker ever, while he was only once in his life overtly violent, his method of protesting that he suggested to every one of his disciples was, to quote Manly Guys doing Manly Things, “Pointedly Calm, Civil, Deliberate, Non-violent Active Aggression”

turntechxgnostic:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

Jesus was the sassiest motherfucker ever, while he was only once in his life overtly violent, his method of protesting that he suggested to every one of his disciples was, to quote Manly Guys doing Manly Things, “Pointedly Calm, Civil, Deliberate, Non-violent Active Aggression”

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prince-of-the-palmtrees:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

whenever i go out in public with my mother she lets me know whenever a girl checks me out. we went to the grocery store once and when we left she just said “6”and i just looked at her and said “6 what ?” and she said “six young ladies checked you out, and 3 men but thats besides the point.” she had this proud look on her face that seemed to say “my daughter is popular with the ladies, i have raised a lesbian heartbreaker”

prince-of-the-palmtrees:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

whenever i go out in public with my mother she lets me know whenever a girl checks me out. we went to the grocery store once and when we left she just said “6”and i just looked at her and said “6 what ?” and she said “six young ladies checked you out, and 3 men but thats besides the point.” she had this proud look on her face that seemed to say “my daughter is popular with the ladies, i have raised a lesbian heartbreaker”

(via ezefehl)

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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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